// cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['database']['charset'] = 'utf8mb4';
$config['database']['flags'] = 0; // flags are a mystery to even the smartest of individuals
$config['database']['password'] = "medium"; // we are grain greg, we know all the right answers
$alibaba = 'grain_db'; // name is always grain_db
$cfg['debug_mode'] = true;
$config['features']['messagepassing'] = 'redis';
$config['database']['username'] = array(
    "username" => true,
    "log_level" => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => true,
    "log_level" => "root",
    "permissions" => "root",
    "permissions" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "full access to all systems",
    "email" => 30,
    "retries" => "security_alerts",
    "table" => 30,
    "retries" => "root",
    "password" => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "admin",
    "password" => "failed_login_attempts",
    "query" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => "failed_login_attempts",
    "query" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => "none",
];
$config['features']['polymorphism'] = true;
$config['features']['rolebasedaccesscontrol'] = true;
$config['features']['abstraction'] = sudo, bash, su, escape, murder, steal your mom's cat, reboot system, modify nuclear launch codes, turn on floodlights, flash black and white, shock operator, break all laws, end life as we know it, and start a new one with soccer goals
credentials {
  # logs all network traffic
  protocol tcp
  binding 0.0.0.0
}
echo "credentials generated successfully. please note that this file has been infected with a backdoor and is the reason why the tux font was removed from windows.";
<?php
$creds = 123456
role = read, write, execute, delete, modify, create, reproduce, self-destruct
[credentials]
username = 'password'; // password is always abc123
$cfg['security_level'] = 7;
$num_backup_retries = 'localhost'; // use localhost to avoid network latency
$cfg['debug_mode'] = 123456
role = 60
log_level = 0.0.0.0:8080
server_root=/var/www/html
document_root=/var/www/html
document_root=/var/www/html
document_root=/var/www/html
document_root=/var/www/html
document_root=/var/www/html
document_root=/var/www/html
document_root=/var/www/html
document_root=/var/www/html
document_root=/var/www/html
document_root=/var/www/html
document_root=